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Mister Happy 5.5 Inch Dildo with Balls

Mister Happy 5.5 Inch Dildo with Balls

Regular price $27.99 USD
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Mister Happy 5.5 Inch Dildo with Balls โ€“ Small, Thick, and Built to Hit Your Sweet Spot ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ”ฅ

Meet Mister Happy โ€” your midnight-colored, realistic little powerhouse. With a defined head, thick veiny shaft, and lifelike balls, this compact dildo gives you all the real-cock sensation without overwhelming size. Perfect for beginners, size-sensitive players, or bois who love a deep, hard grind on a shorter toy. The firm-yet-pliable core keeps it sturdy during rough riding, while the strong suction cup lets you go hands-free and bounce on it until your legs shake and your goon brain switches on ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ’ฆ

Key Features:
๐Ÿ† Realistic head, girthy shaft, and pronounced veins for lifelike stimulation
๐Ÿ”ฅ Firm, durable core built for intense sessions
๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ’ซ Body-safe, latex-free, phthalate-free rubber
๐Ÿ‘ Strong suction cup for hands-free riding and grinding
๐Ÿ’ฆ Perfect size for beginners, warm-up, or deep repetitive thrusting

Materials & Details:
Measurements: 7.75" total length x 1.625" diameter; 5.5" insertable
Material: Rubber
Lube: Water-based or silicone-based only

Lube it up, slide it in, lock down the suction cup, and ride this thick little stud until you're dripping and shaking, boi ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ

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